Best chat up lines
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Best chat up lines
Gotta love chat up lines give me your best.
My personal fav is
Hey im a great swimmer
(her: O'RLY)
Yea wanna see my breast stroke
and yes ive used it lol didnt work out that well
My personal fav is
Hey im a great swimmer
(her: O'RLY)
Yea wanna see my breast stroke
and yes ive used it lol didnt work out that well
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Re: Best chat up lines
hi
*gives 10 pound*
certain to get u laid. but only works on certain women for sum reason.
*gives 10 pound*
certain to get u laid. but only works on certain women for sum reason.

SiKhEd_- I didn't know i had a Floppy Disk
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Re: Best chat up lines
Yeah I know what you mean that’s only worked for me once oh and can you tell your mum sik I want my change back.
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SiKhEd_- I didn't know i had a Floppy Disk
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ExToNe-- Admin
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Re: Best chat up lines
hmm well it was alright id give her a 7/10 she wasnt tight enough, way to saggy and a bush to rival the amazon forest but apart from that yeah pretty good
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PSN: The_Cool_Cookie
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Registration date: 2008-08-25

SiKhEd_- I didn't know i had a Floppy Disk
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Age: 2008
Location: Penthouse Sweet :>
PSN: SiKhEd_
Registration date: 2008-04-30
Re: Best chat up lines
sik seems happy with the results lol

ExToNe-- Admin
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SiKhEd_- I didn't know i had a Floppy Disk
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Age: 2008
Location: Penthouse Sweet :>
PSN: SiKhEd_
Registration date: 2008-04-30
Re: Best chat up lines
get drunk approach girl and slur "do u want to shag me?"
charm
charm

Alex- OFFICIAL GEEK!!!
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Re: Best chat up lines
if dat dont work spike the drink as sik done to me 

ExToNe-- Admin
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Re: Best chat up lines
or go find one thats passed out outside maybe.....

Alex- OFFICIAL GEEK!!!
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Re: Best chat up lines
wat i do is hang upside dwn like spiderman. always works

SiKhEd_- I didn't know i had a Floppy Disk
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PSN: SiKhEd_
Registration date: 2008-04-30
Re: Best chat up lines
ahhhhh the spiderman.....
brim just dangles his nuts in peoples mouths
JAKE COUGH
brim just dangles his nuts in peoples mouths
JAKE COUGH

Alex- OFFICIAL GEEK!!!
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Re: Best chat up lines
my balls are an attraction for many (Y)

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