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Best chat up lines

Post by Cookie on Mon 09 Feb 2009, 19:44

Gotta love chat up lines give me your best.

My personal fav is
Hey im a great swimmer
(her: O'RLY)
Yea wanna see my breast stroke

and yes ive used it lol didnt work out that well

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Re: Best chat up lines

Post by SiKhEd_ on Mon 09 Feb 2009, 22:41

hi
*gives 10 pound*
certain to get u laid. but only works on certain women for sum reason.

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Post by Cookie on Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:57

Yeah I know what you mean that’s only worked for me once oh and can you tell your mum sik I want my change back.

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Post by SiKhEd_ on Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:14

ok Smile

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Post by ExToNe- on Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:22

was it worth it? lol

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Re: Best chat up lines

Post by Cookie on Fri 20 Feb 2009, 22:04

hmm well it was alright id give her a 7/10 she wasnt tight enough, way to saggy and a bush to rival the amazon forest but apart from that yeah pretty good

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Post by SiKhEd_ on Sat 21 Feb 2009, 16:15

Smile

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Post by ExToNe- on Sat 21 Feb 2009, 23:12

sik seems happy with the results lol

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Re: Best chat up lines

Post by SiKhEd_ on Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:28

monkey

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Re: Best chat up lines

Post by Alex on Fri 01 May 2009, 17:43

get drunk approach girl and slur "do u want to shag me?"
charm

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Post by ExToNe- on Fri 01 May 2009, 17:50

if dat dont work spike the drink as sik done to me Very Happy

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Re: Best chat up lines

Post by Alex on Fri 01 May 2009, 18:26

or go find one thats passed out outside maybe.....

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Post by SiKhEd_ on Sat 02 May 2009, 00:22

wat i do is hang upside dwn like spiderman. always works

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Post by Alex on Sun 12 Jul 2009, 17:26

ahhhhh the spiderman.....
brim just dangles his nuts in peoples mouths
JAKE COUGH

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Re: Best chat up lines

Post by Brimmy on Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:50

my balls are an attraction for many (Y)
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