your mamma jokes

don't really no alot lol
ur mamma so skinny she ate a meat ball and thought she was pregnant

Your mama so stupid she got trapped in a supermarket and died of starvation.

Your mama so fat she put on a blue beach suit jumped in the sea and the whales all sung, "we are family"

Your mama so fat she jumped off the grand canyon and got stuck

your mama is sooooooo fat.....................that when she jumped for joy....she got stuck

your mama is soooooo fat that when she put on a yellow raincoat people shout TAXI TAXI !

mamma wtf mumma

i know don't u just h8 da americans stealing our language n altering it

Lol, i think i hate american's full stop. I know it's strange saying full stop and then putting an actual full stop afterwards.
More mUmma jokes



Your mum is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Your mum is so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her

Your mum is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Your mum is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Your mum is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Your mum is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Your mum is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Your mum is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Your mum is so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Your mum is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"

Your mum is so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Your mum is so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Your mum is so ugly she made an onion cry

mAmma thrid 1 down Jake u displease me n ur opinions of americans must be false as u used the word mAmma :-(

I just copied and pasted you stupid n00b
Dominated....

yh i know *gasoline* gave it away for me

Jake th@s brrimmies thing m8 like he always says Buddy come on thing of ur own n not mine Eh Question Mark
DOminated...
:-)

wt a pointless set od posts.......
lol

Yeah Dan, you stupid n00b.
Dominated, btw
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wow u slfish bastad lol that ws hard lt m av that lttr bk
othr wis iam takn th vowls as m own n copyright m

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