Jake, Jake, Jake

Now
When i logged in today i was extremely surprised to find that my language had been changed to spanish!!!
I was also feminine, had no sense of humor and was apparently never going to get a job.
Seeing as i did not do this monstrosity to myself i have come to the opinion that it must have been one of the administrators.
So, it was either Reborn Killer, Jake or Blackdog07.
Seeing as i dont know blackdog07 at all
havnt really got to know reborn killer much
and then there was jake.
I am dissapionted with you, i thought u were more mature than this. and if it had not been for my superior knowledge of the spanish language then i might still be trying to work out what days people had posted on.
Anyway, moving on... wooo im nearly 16!!!

Imao, you don't know how much it made me laugh whilst i was doing that. Power abuse FTW!!!

w8, brimmy isnt a lady?

Nah Brimmy is apparently a 20 year old lol. Some kid was lecuring me today about being a 20 year old and still playing games. Of course I still will be, but the fact remains, i am not yet 20 to prove that.

4 years too early lmao

thing is wen im retired @ 22 and all ma m8s r workin, wt am i sposed 2 do?

Lol, i plan on just living off my dad's income for the rest of my life, would be easy living i'd have a nice house and everything for nothing. But then he'd never let me do that *sigh*

u planin on bein a millionaire playboi 2? @ least therl b sum1 online on ps3

yeah sounds good to me, or I might move to Nevada, where i can be a legal pimp and make millions watching girls play with each other

jake u'd just waste all ur money on gym junky stuff + if u dont get a B in physics ...cash in my pocket.....6th form first....<where my plan to rule the worlds economy comes into prospective<......then Uni...then live in some mansion sippin VW shots by my swimmin pool nacked with around 8-10 sexy ladies...carmen included...as my birthday suit n i get on along pretty well together eh Jake...brimmy..

well...
looks like im the only person who doesnt plan to rule the world before starting a porn empire n then fucking ladies left, right n centre
i just wanna settle down with a wife and some kids ( preferably boys) in a nice house with a nice job...
it may sound boring but i will take satisfaction in knowing that none of you will ever fulfil your rediculous life ambitions and that my huge penis is... well huge, and at least 6 inches bigger than yours, and considering mine is a very average 7 that doesnt make you look good... does it now... oh dear jake and dan

hahahahaa

Well Brimmy, you will be kicking yourself when i succeed and i will be giving you sod all

lol brimmy u jst dun em. btw i dnt plan 2 rule de world. 2 much stupid foreigner people problems 2 deal wiv.
also thers only 3 places id fuk a girl brim, front back and top, k?
also dnt want 2 b supin on VW shots by a pool, id probly do sumin wiv my tym and muny, lyk do charity wrk
pfffffffffffffffffffft
nh mayb windsurfn, and loads if skydivn, and mayb skydivn sex, hmmmmmm

skydivin sex... wow that sounds exotic
but yor cock wud explode or sumin mental like that, i wud be happy with surfin'sex...

Lolz, then you'd get salt all over your cock and it would itch and dry up.

brimmy id make sure it ddnt xplode.... by ummmm.... cchanbging the laws of physics.
also sex while surfing, wel i think ud just fall off 4 1 ting, also saltwater wuld make it sting, and last but defo not least, what if u gt like sand or a strfish under ur foreskin..... i jst wuldnt feel safe, i mean u kno how horny those starfish r.
also u culd get crabs!
hahahahahah rnt i jst the wrst.....

crabs... now that wud be unpleasant, but ive never heard of cannibalised cock-eating starfish
plus im a good surfer so i wudnt fall off, ever... so the salt wudnt be a problem... the problem wud be finding sum1 as gud as me

well if all u want is bungy jumpin in new Zealand been there dont that but sex on a surfboard?standingup?whilstkeepinurbalance?withashrivelleddrysaltypenis?whilstdodgingcannibalisedcock-eatingstarfish?thatsfunno?

seriously dan dnt knok it til u try it lol.
btw brim i think i kinda like de feel of those cannibalized cock eatin starfish.
mmmmmmmmmmm

Well, you ent gonna get much else munching your cock are ya now

ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
excellent comeback by jake

ps i recommend anyone to read through this thread... its short and sweet but very funny

Lol, i lol'd at my own comment when i read that.

I lol'd at several

im suprised i didnt even hav a comment in this thread. lol jus between u weirdos !