Shaun White Snowboarding

wastePUSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...
thats all i say

wt r u trying to say brim....
and grant uv gt it all rong, if sik walks in the room, ud all be pregnantr instantly, includin u guys.
and that is why u wuldnt gt an y poontang
did my 1st black run wen i was 9 woot

y u try b dissin me blad. brim n grant gnna get murkizzled wen i send ma boys round ur endz.

jus cos u b jealous of my 1 inch cock. i 4got 1inch.......under 50 inches

booya

wO! wt a save sik.
uhhhhh evry2 else i dnt knw him

oooooooooooo k then .. JAke .. how was the X-Mas party going 4 ya .... .. u just bring it up on urself and at the FnM's party i'm sorry u didnt talk to any1 ... at all ... ... dont bring me into convo's wen 'm not there please. its quite rude

Ha. Dan, come back when you've actually got off with a girl. Don't say that you have, drunk people are honest people.

lol......

it was soooooo funny, before every1 gets confused, im unna explain.

me jake n dan went round grants
then we went to get booze,
then we meet bre uva peeps n get drunk in a graveyard (classy, i know)
then we wandered (stumbled) to gohst which is a club, only to find massive queueueueueueueueueueueue.
me n dan went for piss round the corner, i didnt see grant untill we got in, n jake went to booze city to get more alcohol.
- firstly he didnt even get served
-he got bck with a bigger queueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueue than before and meanwhile me n dan had used mine and his amazing queueue pushing technique to make up ground. (with help from secky)
we got in, n wen we went outside, we saw jake still outside. he didnt get in cos he didnt have a ticket, so he stood outside the club for about 3.5 - 4 hours before we left n walked home.


HE WAS NOT HAPPY
but it was really funny, and it was a really gud partay, and contrary to jakes popular belief, dan did not dance by himself in the corner in a manner that would be appropriate for a mental patient. He was infact in the middle of the dancefloor wiv us, dancing normally, granted he has an...... interesting style....... but every1 has dances differently.

thts harsh lol. y didnt jake jus go home. lol.

Lol thx birmmy .. although i no about that person who wen dancing .. got a boner over some black girl ( ..wudnt say no ..she wasnt bad... ) ... and claimed it was there phone .. ... i no it was as u showed me after ... just was quite funny at the time ... and Jake wen i was drunk in greece i heard many stories of wat happened... and what i did ... and i dont remember talkin 2 u ... but i do winnie putting me to bed .. ah bless.

errr o u want me to open a section so it's just us members who knows this n not the whole world who think were messed up lol

lol...
just to make it clear...

I DID NOT GET A BONER.
true i wudnt say no to her, despite being fairly tanned. but the only reason she said it is cos i said to jack, about 3 seconds earlier that sum1 was rubbing their purse on my cock, i was joking it, but said it way to loud. she heard n then koked that i had a boner cos of it.
it was bre hilare tho

it was.

lol that night was gd, brimmy bonner, dans dancing and jake not gettin in n havin to start out side n watch as we get bre girldem lol.

good times, well not for jake