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Man heard the oR forum is making a comeback. Dan is still a bender. Brim is still shit and isn't allowed on very often *whipping noises* Luck is experiencing companionship for the first time, so is never on either. Cookie is still about but contemplates suicide for every waking moment of his life. Maki is a sad dutch bastard trying to hang out with the cool kids. All in all. Life Tastes Good. oR

 

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PostSubject: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyTue 19 Aug 2008, 18:19

ok so this started while we were waitin for a CLAN WAR

ill start u off
1) I won an e-crown recently
2) I have 90 PS3 trophies (correct as of 20th August 2008 @ 1:19 am)
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyWed 20 Aug 2008, 05:57

arrrr no brim u beat me 2 it.
alsoi
3) u know babe cs i do so much on my ps3 i gt 2 try out games MONTHS b4 their release.
4) look baby b4 i commit i reli feel i need 2 kno hw gd u r @ COD, and if u avnt gt a ratio of mor thn 1.6 thn we reli need 2 consider wher we'r @
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyWed 20 Aug 2008, 06:33

5) I have 24 megabit per second broadband with a homeplug adapter... what's your speed
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyWed 20 Aug 2008, 07:03

lol at this
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyWed 20 Aug 2008, 11:48

lol brim nice 1.
u know jakes gna abuse his powers as admin 2 gt revenge eventually.
6) u kno baby i can tel u nefn u like in a chatroom
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyWed 20 Aug 2008, 12:07

i no he will change my language again or summat but i don't care
7) Why dont you come home with me and we can film some hardcore gaming
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyThu 21 Aug 2008, 04:05

Cool dont trust brim or suffer a sore arse in the morning
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyThu 21 Aug 2008, 05:15

rofl, alex's are a little out, but lol @ the ratio one XD. and i haven't actually won an e-crown yet. be inventive think about what i always do in SnD
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyThu 21 Aug 2008, 05:41

Cool if you throw mke a flash ill make you happy
10) 140 folding units will make me yours for 1 night only
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyThu 21 Aug 2008, 06:03

11) ooo baby ur good at this...HEY U STOLE MY KILL GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOWW U RETARDED COCK SUCKA......
heard that reaction a few tyms myself....lol
not the start
Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyThu 21 Aug 2008, 10:25

12) 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyThu 21 Aug 2008, 10:37

13) wuld u like to touch my GRENADAAAAAAAAAAS!
nt reli a chat up line but
14) shit baby giv it a while i need 2 reload
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyThu 21 Aug 2008, 11:20

Rofl, getting better
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyWed 27 Aug 2008, 18:29

15)How about you go sit on the sofa, take your shoes off and I'll set up a romantic game of Buzz!
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyThu 28 Aug 2008, 03:24

Nah, that one's shit, soon as i've made it well clear that i hate Buzz.
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyThu 28 Aug 2008, 05:34

How about you go sit on the sofa, take your shoes off and we can have some Multi-Playa fun... or if you want i can watch you go through the single player campaign
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptySun 14 Sep 2008, 12:30

im nt even kiddin but tht sounds like sumin sherman out of american pie wuld say
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptySun 14 Sep 2008, 12:35

How about you stay the night and we can... Do a Burnout: Paradise all nighter???
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptySun 14 Sep 2008, 13:17

thats got the ryt idea
but its a poorly structured chat up line, hav u ever wondered y the term smooth is 2 do wiv this kinda thing
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyMon 15 Sep 2008, 08:03

ur aims a bit off, i'll show you how to work it, be gentle....up and down, thts rite just like tht................................
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyMon 15 Sep 2008, 10:35

o yh baby im gna take it nice and slow baby.... tht way the spetsnaz dnt hear me coming
o yhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bihatch
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyMon 15 Sep 2008, 10:40

haha
lol talk about ressurection, but i like em...
keep em cumin
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyMon 15 Sep 2008, 10:43

o shit im about to pull the trigger get me sumin
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyThu 23 Oct 2008, 06:39

not fair i was scratchn my nose
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PostSubject: Re: Jake's Chatup Lines   Jake's Chatup Lines EmptyThu 23 Oct 2008, 13:04

o P. thts baaaaaaaaaadly in need of sum direction.
i gt 1
o shit i missed
ahem
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