What i have achieved part 3 (owning jake :D)

im the winner now XD
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lol, jake seems to get owned alot recently...
it was lolz the shizzle he made up on the way bhome on wednesday (imaginative ill give him that)... so here goes...

well, apparently he went on holiday with his dad, and got with his dads girlfriends 17 year old daughter, whose sister is 19 but had a child when she was 17 1?2 (slag family?)...

now i dunno about u, but that may not be technical incest, but it seems like moral incest to me.

neway, it gets better, cos apparently, the daughter with a kid, has a big black boyfriend who wud probably kill me if he ever saw that i called his gf a slag, because last time someone called his gf a slut, he tied him to a chair, rang her n asked if she wanted him killed, she said 'no, just break his legs' (this part has added validity, cos apparently he was in the room next door when she said this), so he broke his legs, right there and then.

Ummmm...

In a drunken state, i wud have found that very funny, and pri=obably wud have believed it a little bit (maybe not), but i didnt have any drink, so im sorry jake, but that just seems like a load of old tosh to me.

i think the only part of that i believe is that there are two daughter, one is 17, one is 19 and has a child whos bf is black (this equals halfcast child unless the girls are black which wud mean that jake told me he got with a black girl which is even worse)

/waits for banning, and a big black man to come and break my legs.

oh yea, btw cookie i forgot to mention, that really is an achieve,ment, make sure u put it on ur CV... LoL

LOL!!^^ I would have found that funny if I was drunk at the time but probably end up getting my legs broken

Brimmy wrote:

lol, jake seems to get owned alot recently...
it was lolz the shizzle he made up on the way bhome on wednesday (imaginative ill give him that)... so here goes...

well, apparently he went on holiday with his dad, and got with his dads girlfriends 17 year old daughter, whose sister is 19 but had a child when she was 17 1?2 (slag family?)...

now i dunno about u, but that may not be technical incest, but it seems like moral incest to me.

neway, it gets better, cos apparently, the daughter with a kid, has a big black boyfriend who wud probably kill me if he ever saw that i called his gf a slag, because last time someone called his gf a slut, he tied him to a chair, rang her n asked if she wanted him killed, she said 'no, just break his legs' (this part has added validity, cos apparently he was in the room next door when she said this), so he broke his legs, right there and then.

Ummmm...

In a drunken state, i wud have found that very funny, and pri=obably wud have believed it a little bit (maybe not), but i didnt have any drink, so im sorry jake, but that just seems like a load of old tosh to me.

i think the only part of that i believe is that there are two daughter, one is 17, one is 19 and has a child whos bf is black (this equals halfcast child unless the girls are black which wud mean that jake told me he got with a black girl which is even worse)

/waits for banning, and a big black man to come and break my legs.

Thing is it's true and you just obviously can't deal with it, guess you have no idea about what goes on in the outside world, outside all your bullshitting. You're the biggest bullshitter i know, last night proved that.

Cookie, why didn't you just print screen and just upload the image?

haha...
that was funny as, you got so pissed off, i accepted i was wrong but u just kept going...

im still laughing...
sik must have felt awkward with the one way arguement

because last time i tryed a full printscreen it didnt work and could be bothered to risk it so i cropped it

lol yh jake didnt let it go for like 10mins. it was jus brim thinking it was tht insted of this. he werent bullshitting lol. after u left brim jake strted complaining abt being the target in skirmish all the time. i thought it was lol, cos it was true.

tbh tho, i hadnt used the magnum b4 so i just said wot i thought was right, n then wen i was wrong i was just like oh well, my bad...

lol, he went mental, a bit ott if u ask me, i defended myself at first n then just gave up, cba if u ask me, it was an unwinnable battle

lol

just to clear things up... definitions.

Bullshiter : someone who constantly spews bullshit out of their mouths without first thinking if it makes any sense.

Bullshit : 1.) What a bull releases through defecation.
2.) The manner of talking nonsense and doing things to piss people off.
3.) To make false accusations and/or lie about what you or someone else is doing.

Now judging by this, an example of using the word bullshit would be things such as.

'I had to bullshit so much in the english lit exam'

therefore, bullshiting is knowingly saying something that is wrong, meaning that what i was saying last night was not bullshit, here is proof, i picked it up of a neurol,ogical website...

"It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth. Producing bullshit requires no such conviction. A person who lies is thereby responding to the truth, and he is to that extent respectful of it. When an honest man speaks, he says only what he believes to be true; and for the liar, it is correspondingly indispensable that he considers his statements to be false. For the bullshitter, however, all these bets are off: he is neither on the side of the true nor on the side of the false. His eye is not on the facts at all, as the eyes of the honest man and of the liar are, except insofar as they may be pertinent to his interest in getting away with what he says. He does not care whether the things he says describe reality correctly. He just picks them out, or makes them up, to suit his purpose."

http://www.theness.com/neurologicablog/?p=286

Therefore, jake, you lose

is chris turning into another jake :O

nah man, just wot it wud say b4 militant black guy on balls of steel...
'fight the power'

LoL ... nice sig u got their brimmy ... !! and lol about the arguement

ye man...
combination of ledgendary cobblers song, n a legebdary clan doing sick on the ladder...
i prefer my tingy cos its more... compact

balls of steel = legend, annoying devil ftw

yea... wtf's happened to em .. ahhh

duna but alex zanes game (i think he called) legend in usa i was rofl

lol thts cos yanks are jus sooo dumb

my fav is Neg's Urban Sports because in one of them (the one when he stole the price tags off things and ran away) was at my local town centre :p

was that the one wer he go taken down by the x security boss and the fatty gaurd lmao

wat abt the 1 were he jus threw loads burgers at people lol

classic thats was

the pain men are best
"theres only 1 way to find out mark"
classic

The definitions = Brim is a bullshitter, now by definition